srgent jonson:Its a new world son.A world untoched by the damed aliens.we have sent out scouts...this is entirly new to us.
master cheif:What did cortana say they were called sir?
srgent jonson:The people here call them pokemon cheif.strange animels arnt they.
they both look out over the hill at new bark town. swellows fly through the air.
srgent jonson: master chief,take the scd platoon.I want you to recon through the area and report back every thing you see.Am I under stood?
master cheif:sir. Yes sir.
srgent jonson:All right marins,lets get a move on! follow the master cheif. He knows what to do.
Lets go maggots!
Marines:sir! yes sir!
As the marines march down the hill jonson pulls john aside.
sergent jonson:We cant let the covanant get to this planet son. There's too much power here.
Master cheif:Understood sir.
As they move down the hill torward new bark town they have no idea that the machines are right behind them.
Sergant Watson: How did we discover this planet Sherlock cheif?
Master Holmes: Elementary my dear watson.
Chapter two: The most rubbish story ever.Edit
Hoptimus pram: Buzzybee, check out the humans.
Ash: This is gonna be a great adventure, we will make a lot of friends!
Dawn the Dumb: Okay Ash!
Buzzybee: Zap zap zappity zap.
They all die.
Sergant noobhead: What the hell?!
Master bighead cheif: I'll go.
Sergant John: NOOOOOOOO.
one minute later...
Johnson: They are all dead. Damn i'm so stupid.
JEEZ THIS IS THE WORST WIKI I HAVE SEEN!